When you book Techno Dads for your event, here’s what we need from you.

Technical Requirements

• One dirty 4 way adapter. Must have beer stains.
• 2x questionable Technics turntables that nobody has used for ages because everyone uses CDJs now.
• Mixer – 2 working channels. Crackly crossfader, with only the metal prong sticking up as it has lost its knob. We’ll make our own knob with gaffer tape.
• DJ booth – must have somewhere to put beer.

Performance requirements

• A nun. We like the feeling of a nun.

Retro outfit option, part of the Deluxe service

Hospitality arrangements

• Meat. Dads love meat.
• Beer. Plenty of it. Dads love beer.
• Accomodation: It is NOT FUNNY to put a bottle of amyl nitrate under our nose while we are sleeping on your couch.