Dad Casts: Fill Your Pod
All filler no killer - 100% dadcore. Honesty pays no bills.Dad Noise: The Hoover
Where did it come from, that mad noise?Dad Chat: Wevie Stonder
The world's top cack squad reveal their bollardsDad Noise: The Schaffel
Dad Dance: Stakker Hitman
Scantily clad ladies perform aerobics to Humanoid with Pete Waterman in BrechinHow To: Make Acid
Mike Ink demonstrates his excellent hairDad Dance: Glasgow Diamonds
Hudson Mohawke's dad rapping with cheerleaders outside GreggsDad Dance: Rahaan
Mach On & On cuts out, causing an epic outbreak of dad dancing in ChicagoDad Dance: Keith Allen
Rent-a-celeb mongs it up with the Mondays in 1990 New YorkDad Dance: Phil on Crack
Nothing is more embarrassing than a dad on crack
Tag Archives: Cack
Dad Chat: Live remixing is crap
Don’t today’s digital DJs drink beer? There’s no time for beer drinking if you are desperately pushing buttons like a digital muppet. Look at this numpty. Just because there is a button there doesn’t mean you have to push it. … Continue reading
Techno Dads Technical Rider
When you book Techno Dads for your event, here’s what we need from you. Technical Requirements One dirty 4 way adapter. Must have beer stains. 2x questionable Technics turntables that nobody has used for ages because everyone uses CDJs now. … Continue reading
Dad Dancing: DJ Peter Hook
Famous for pursing his lips while holding his bass guitar far too near the ground, and for having hair that looks like he is permanently driving a convertible at high speed, Hooky has recently transformed himself into the most embarrassing … Continue reading
Mr Vast – Ease & Speed
Mr Harry Vast of Wevie Stonder ‘fame’ has an album of musical meandering about to be extracted from his strange and childlike mind. As a taster, he’s made a couple of deep, thought-provoking videos, check em out. Anyone who loves … Continue reading
How To: Make Techno (US Version)
An epic symphony of Cack from 1996 Hollywood B Movie Vibrations. It’s about a mulleted rock star who loses his hands so starts making techno in a robot suit. This guy explains exactly how to make techno, and has evidently … Continue reading
Dad Dancing: Glasgow Diamonds
Amazing stuff. Those cheerleaders dancing in front of a dirty lockup…the open topped bus with Greggs in the background…the sax solo when there’s no sax playing. It’s pretty much exactly what you would expect from a Glaswegian American football team’s … Continue reading
Dad Dancing: Mulligan and Ohare’s Tittybiscuits
This is a cack masterpiece from the famous man-boobed folk duo, but it’s the instrumental version of Brimful of Asha by Cornershop that really does the damage. Wevie Stonder based their entire act on this one sketch. Probably. SIDCUP!
Dad Chat: Wevie Stonder
I’ve been a fan of Wevie Stonder since the first release Eat Your Own Ears on Skam back in 2000. I still have an A4 insert from that LP up on my wall featuring a chihuahua and a story about … Continue reading
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Dad Dancing: Mark E Smith with Gorillaz at Glastonbury
Damon’s face says it all really. ‘Oh my God, I’ve let a jakey on the stage.’ Back in the Bungo I was doing my fat little dad dance. Finally something a bit punk in the blandathon which is the BBC … Continue reading
Dad Dancing: Phil Mitchell on Crack
I challenge anyone to find a more embarrassing example of dad dancing than this. Phil Mitchell is bad enough just on his own, with his bright red potato head, not to mention having Ross Kemp as a brother. And now … Continue reading
When techno went glam
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