Famous for pursing his lips while holding his bass guitar far too near the ground, and for having hair that looks like he is permanently driving a convertible at high speed, Hooky has recently transformed himself into the most embarrassing Dad in the world, for which we salute him. Most dads can only aspire to his epic level of dadness.
We’ll gloss over the possibility that he is playing a mix CD he got free with a magazine he bought at a Tesco garage. DJ skills are overrated.
This is what all Techno Dads look like when drunk. He even accidentally cuts the volume, but Hooky doesn’t care. He takes it in his stride like a true dad.