A muppet yesterday
Don’t today’s digital DJs drink beer? There’s no time for beer drinking if you are desperately pushing buttons like a digital muppet.
Look at this numpty. Just because there is a button there doesn’t mean you have to push it.
And he can’t spell Ian.
All filler no killer - 100% dadcore. Honesty pays no bills.
Where did it come from, that mad noise?
The world's top cack squad reveal their bollards
Scantily clad ladies perform aerobics to Humanoid with Pete Waterman in Brechin
Mike Ink demonstrates his excellent hair
Hudson Mohawke's dad rapping with cheerleaders outside Greggs
Mach On & On cuts out, causing an epic outbreak of dad dancing in Chicago
Rent-a-celeb mongs it up with the Mondays in 1990 New York
Nothing is more embarrassing than a dad on crack
When techno went glam
techno dads 