Dad Casts: Fill Your Pod
All filler no killer - 100% dadcore. Honesty pays no bills.Dad Noise: The Hoover
Where did it come from, that mad noise?Dad Chat: Wevie Stonder
The world's top cack squad reveal their bollardsDad Noise: The Schaffel
Dad Dance: Stakker Hitman
Scantily clad ladies perform aerobics to Humanoid with Pete Waterman in BrechinHow To: Make Acid
Mike Ink demonstrates his excellent hairDad Dance: Glasgow Diamonds
Hudson Mohawke's dad rapping with cheerleaders outside GreggsDad Dance: Rahaan
Mach On & On cuts out, causing an epic outbreak of dad dancing in ChicagoDad Dance: Keith Allen
Rent-a-celeb mongs it up with the Mondays in 1990 New YorkDad Dance: Phil on Crack
Nothing is more embarrassing than a dad on crack
Category Archives: Dad Trax
Kerrier District 3
Who says Techno Dads can only be about scratchy old rave records? Here’s a new one for you. Mr Luke Vibert continues his Kerrier District electronical disco/housey gubbins with a four track EP on Soundofspeed that seems to be at … Continue reading
The Pump Panel – Ego Acid
Filthy Friday banger number two is this 303 techno monster from 1994. As I have said before, the acid techno genre is probably more likely than any other to produce embarrassing Techno Dad behaviour. Big fish little fish cardboard box, … Continue reading
Robert Armani – Chicago Calling
Since it’s Friday I thought I’d share a couple of massive bangers. First up, a tune from Robert Armani’s 1995 album that has a special place in my ageing heart, as it was the first record I played in my … Continue reading
The Stalker – Blast
Beast of a tune from Orlando Voorn in 1997 with truly enormous and silly alien invasion synth riffs that still sound mental. Used to fairly make the Sub Club erupt when it got played at Test. Watch out for the … Continue reading
Dimensional Holofonic Sound – The House Of God Part 1
No techno dad could resist doing a fat little dance to this most classic of tunes from 1990. Sometimes simple is best. A preacher asking for cash, an offbeat square wave clonk noise, a smattering of dub effects – boof. … Continue reading
In Sync – Storm
DOWNLOAD: In Sync – Storm One of my favourite tunes from the strange and mighty Irdial Discs. A beautiful bass line, deep techno kind of thing from 1992. Goes in the same UK clubby techno/house bucket as the Eon tune … Continue reading
Mach – On and On
Here’s the tune that plays in the Rahaan clip from our Dad Dancing section earlier today. It’s a belter! Get your dad on. It does go On and On though. The clue is in the title. When I play this … Continue reading
Lennie De Ice – We Are i.e.
For some reason I haven’t yet posted any hardcore. Here’s one of the first crop of that peculiarly British genre, a turbo-foot dad dancing classic from one hit wonder Lennie De Ice. It has a bit of a reggae bassline, … Continue reading
Holy Noise – Get Down Everybody
Another dad dancing classic from the Benelux axis. It’s definitely on the cheesy side, and goes in the same pre-gabba bucket as Sperminator. I was actually quite disappointed when gabba sped up around 1993 cos I loved the sounds they … Continue reading
The JAMMs – It’s Grim Up North
It’s Grim Up North is possibly the best KLF tune (albeit actually by the JAMMs) – though What Time is Love? is more of a party favourite. And it’s true. It is grim up north. I’d quite like to do … Continue reading
When techno went glam
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